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..found himself surrounded by Al Qaeda. He was surrounded...but the hero still managed to...

call up his friend, the KoolAid man. He busted through the walls, went 'OH YEAH!', and...

Served up delicious tasty drinks. This made Al Qaeda suddenly decide to be nice guys, and they all...

Ran in fear from the impending squirrel army, who could shoot lasers out of their eyes. The hero...

said "NO. Bad squirrels." And the squirrels ran away. They quickly returned with...

aperature science explosive lemons. They took and epic stance, while the hero....

..was picked up by a UFO! He was brought inside it as it flew into space to see....

...the space core yelling "Im in space!Space! Lets go to space!I wanna go to space!!".The Hero stood there baffled when....

the alarm of the UFO started to go off warning that they are about to crash! He punched an alien in the face and..

Used the portal gun to make an infinite fall loop, which gave him the inertia to ...

set himself on fire at his speed. He shot a random portal and did the Man-On-Fire-Blazing-Chariot-Kick on one of the aliens piloting the ship. After that he...

... landed the spaceship safely, and exited like nothing happened.

Returning home to chill over his latest victory, the Hero decided to order Pizza. It turns out however that the delivery man was in fact his Arch Nemesis! The Hero was cool with that and was going to pay up when all of a sudden his Arch Nemesis...

Asked for his hand in marriage! The hero was very confused, when suddenly the pizza...

...spontaneously combusted and set the box on fire, which in turn led to the Arch nemesis screaming...

That the plan to trick the Hero with the distraction of marriage so the pizza would set on fire (randomly) and burn him alive had failed. The hero pointed out that he'd have died if his Arch Nemesis didn't distract him and then promptly...

he heard the doorbell ring and want over to the door and Before him stood his...

((In I go! ))

..servant, The Inter-Galactic Space Ogre with apple bubblegum. Who then uttered..

"we're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.." But the hero...

Turned into a creeper! An exact copy of the hero showed up, it was his evil(..or good?) twin! The creeper hero looked at the twin and...

...exploded along with existance! Creating lots of nothingness and inexistance, which in term, exploded too! Which resulted in...

((I am now confused, tbh ))

the creation of existence!! The hero had just pulled a epic paradox by exploding himself, the universe, sending it into nothingness and inexistence, and then RE-existence. He nodded at his godly powers and...

Summoned a pizza minion and ate him, as he was eating his delicious minion, he...

...also summed a soda slave to drink at no extra charge! After consuming the poor unfortunate foodsouls, he took a deep breath and...

... everything returned to "normal."