Continue the story! :D

(The point of this game is that YOU the players come up with what happens next! I will come up with the situation and you all continue, don't double post and don't try to end it quickly. You can do multiple posts but be considerate of others playing and do it after 3-4 posts.)

The Hero woke up on an island, confused, not sure what's going on, then...

he heard something ringing. He put his hand in his pocket and pulled out his BANANA PHONE. He answered the call and on the other line was...

<<I love these games!>>

a monkey. He introduced himself as Professor Red Bottom, and told the hero that...

"You're adopted."

The hero squished his banana phone and heard the doorbell ring. He went to answer it to see...

A platypus with a pizza delivery for him. Yes, a platypus. But the problem with the pizza was...

that it was cold. Frozen, actually. Disgusted, the Hero refused to pay the platypus, and then...

The platypus turned into a giant godzilla, and stomped on the hero's house. How dare he not pay. The hero retaliated by...

(3-4 Posts Soi. xD Gotta let others have more chances~)

...going Super Saiyen on the Godzilla Platypus. The hero bravely fought the platypus godzilla creature and was victorious. But, in an instant, the hero...

Woke up at the sound of a familiar ringing, he looked around to find....

( Waking up after a long story is a good way to annoy people *_* )

that he was sleep walking, and was standing in front of his english class in his underwear. Suddenly...

<<I think Xeek just trolled the heroxD!>>

... he actually woke up. It was morning.

The hero yawned and walked into the kitchen for some breakfast. But in the refrigerator...

... were turtles! Live turtles! And they were eating the refrigerator's inner walls! He knew he then had but only one option to save the refrigerator. He...

Had to chant the mystical words that banish all reptiles! When the turtles finally left he...

realized that the turtles would make good soup, so he....

grabbed a stick and chased after them. When he reached the turtles he swung the stick at their heads and...

... the turtles exploded! The thought that the "stick" was his brother's wand hit him like the piece of turtle shell that actually just hit him! Silly hero! He should be more carful! But then...

..the wand summoned the master turtle. That breathed fire. And captured the princess! The hero realized...

the moon was falling. Then he...

...was trying to decide whether to ask for help from an Evie. The next question was if he wanted her to use a staff or scythe. So, she chose...

...a staff. But by the time she was done, the Hero had picked up two twin spears and started spinning to the moon, when....

...he landed on the moon. He was confronted by a Giant fire breathing moon bear that proceeded to .....

cry, until a cute bunny girl showed up and gave him a...

...kick where the sun doesn't shine. Hurray! The giant frie breathing moon bear was defeated! Along with the little girl, the hero...