Continue the story! :D

Nowhere, because the dirt had mushroom spores which caused him to see things like the train and some....

magical pink talking coyotes. They came up to him and said...

...dryly, "We are sorry to inform you that you have died."

However this was a lie, the truth was that he was unconcious on the...

deserted island he had found himself on at the beginning. Just then he said...

"I am going to activate my over 9000 power level and just fly off this dang island". And so the hero...

Screamed at the top of his lungs "It's over 9000", creating a tsunami that...

..piqued the fury of The Inter-Galactic Space Ogre with spearmint bubblegum, who re-animated himself from the space blast. Just then..

...he landed, crushing the hero, who screamed. "WHAT THE...

FFFFFFuuuuuudge." But sadly that was cut off by a nearby explosion that...

BLEW HIM TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH~! known as....

((8D herp derp....))

Mt. Olympus! Which was currently in a state of...

pudding. Someone turned the mountain into pudding. The hero blinked a few times before shouting...

"... like being on a pudding mountain top!" before he began to...

...eat a klondike bar, which was no ordinary klondike bar, it was a magical one! That transported him to....

..the realm of The Inter-Glactic Space Ogre with random bubblegum flavors..

((What's with Ledil and Inter-Glactic Space Ogres with certain falvored bubblegum? xD...))

and a pink frilly hat, that hid...

... the entire location from the rest of the universe.

The Inter-Glactic Space Ogre's friend, The Pan-Dimensional Yogurt Golem was visiting. He screamed....

"THE MULTIVERSE IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE FROM THE EVIL...

PLAIN BLUE DRESSED GIRL CALLED ALICE!!...It's her unbirthday today." And then...

...a sudden light blinded him, he was being pulled out of a hat at a magic show in Las Vegas. He discovered he was actually a rabbit and not a human hero or whatever he was in this convoluted story. The magician then...

..turned out to be The Inter-Galactic Space Ogre with (insert flavor here) bubblegum's junior assistant, who then uttered under his breath..

((The Inter-Galactic Space Ogre with random bubblegum flavors is like.. ah... shoop da whoop. My fluke from the back of my head. My way of saying, "Ogres CAN be from space, and they CAN have bubblegum. *Richard Nixon victory flash*))

The secret coding which activated the bomb that rewinds time and sent him back to the beginning of the story! With this knowledge he...

..went back in time and killed that ogre. Again. Seriously. Then he paid assassin's with the gum to kill it if it ever returned. After which, he went to a club and proceeded to...