Re: Continue the story! :D

.Naiada. Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:23 am

...descended back upon the earth to fight with the bear in a league of legendary warriors to prove their mighty strength! The first thing they saw was...

Adhamh Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:16 am

an armored rat using a leek as a weapon! The armored rat used his special attack which was...

Xeek Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:40 am

....a kamehameha, that destroyed the falling moon the hero totally forgot about. In shock the Hero....

Rav3n Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:46 am

...remembered he had forgotten to brush his teeth. He sent the bear to go buy a tooth brush when....

Auramune Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:38 pm

a pack of rabid biology teachers appeared from an inter-dimensional space warp. They were about to attack but suddenly...

Guest Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:22 pm

The history teachers from the 12th dimension came to battle them! The epic battle was about to go down when the hero....

TWWolfe Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:33 pm

Realized that fighting wouldn't solve anything, and tried to convince them through the power of interpretive dance. Thats when...

Hyuponia Kana Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:54 pm

...The Hero's incredible dancing attracted the attention of a vagabond pack of Indian huntsmen. They proceeded to join the hero and through their conjoined dancing the sky began to..

Mari Eir Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:01 am

... Rain down fiery chicken from the heavens. It burned the very flesh of the dancers it landed upon, forcing them to...

Adhamh Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:08 am

dig into the ground with their genetic shovel-shaped hands and take cover with the mole-people we all know exist, but the mole-people weren't too pleased with this so they...

Guest Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:12 am

..found themselves surrounded by a lot of dead hookers. Really, just a crazy amount of dead hookers. The mole-people realized...

edit: 1000th post, lol

Kuralin Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:25 am

that Death was looking over their shoulder. Then they heard...

Xeek Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:19 am

a creepy sound "Thatsssssss a nice pile of dead hookers you got there, it would be a shame if something happen to it", which came from.....

Auramune Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:59 am

right behind them! Whatever made the noise bumrushed the mole people and exploded as soon as it made contact. BOOOOOOOOOOOM! The hero...

Jordiya Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:36 am

used PROTECT to shield himself from all damage for 1 turn. Then he...

Cyler Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:24 am

...Danced like a pop star because he owns, then...

Adhamh Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:44 am

the dead hookers came back to life, they began to perform a perfectly choreographed flash mob to the song...

Guest Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:58 am

..Always, they sang loudly as they danced, their voices sounding more like dying a dying raccoon being hit by a truck 50 times as it tried opera. The hero decided that...

Vayne Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:09 pm

The only way to save them was enchant his clothes to be backflipping spontaneously combusting ninja clothes, which he did. But...

**Mithos** Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:11 pm

... it failed. And it was time for Plan B. Which required twice as much gunpowder! So he went ahead to make the preparations when...

Auramune Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:26 pm

the ghost of his mother appeared. But his mom wasn't dead, and he knew this, so he...

Cyler Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:34 pm

...Finally listened to his mom and got a job, then...

**Kenelm** Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:56 pm

... decided to take a nap. During the nap, he began to dream...

TWWolfe Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:00 pm

of riding a black unicorn down an erupting volcano while drinking a chalice filled with the laughter of small children. while he was dreaming this, he suddenly...

Jordiya Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:49 pm

went potty in his pants. He woke up and...

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