A letter from the 'Princess.'

Dear People of Erinn!

I am your new princess! So, adore me. I expect that when you see me, you will kneel and claim your undying affections and loyalty to me. Your current royalty are no longer important, only Me.

You must compliment me, and never stand taller than me. It may be difficult, because I'm a little short. If you insist on standing up straight, you must apologize for your rude behavior in front of Me. You may only address me as Princess. It will be rude, otherwise.

Sincerely,
Your Princess

You should visit the nice building in Abb Neagh. I'm sure it could help.

I will always stand taller than you, I will look at you as my inferior. You are nothing but another common person in this world. Such is your fate, and you should deal with it. If you have issues, you are more than welcome to come and find me. We have a princess in our kingdom already, and she isn't you. I have no intentions to adore you, in fact the post you made is all the more reason not to. Stop being such a selfish person and get over the fact that you are in a new world, and you are now like everyone else.