The "Anything Can Kill You" Game.

the Jester is offended that you think his jokes and songs are stupid, and he jumps on you and crams it down your throat. the bells he leaves hanging out of your mouth so they Jingle.

A teacup

Teacup:

You fall down the rabbit hole and end up in Wonderland. Except, this isn't friendly Wonderland, this is American McGee's Wonderland. As you are taking tea with the Mad Hatter at his tea party, he decides it would be ever so delightful to play a game with you. Unfortunately it's a game of 'Who killed Who' and the Hatter has never...Ever. Lost.

The 'Five Dollar Foot Long' slogan.

You walk down the street and see a group of people recording the 5 dollar foot long commerical for Subway, using a giant monster as usual. You walk up, and join in, smiling, until you pick up the sandwich, WHICH THE MONSTER WANTS! D: He runs over, smashing you with his foot for his sammich, then realizes, he just smashed his sammich with you....




Super Glue.

You go to make a peanut butter sandwhich and put out the bread. As you go to get the peanut butter, you knock the super glue on the counter onto the bread. The open bottle pours slight amounts in the bread before rolling and falling to the ground, luckily not making a mess. You arrive at your sandwhich, but don't notice the super glue as you stick your peanut butter onto it. You finish the sandwhich and take a bite into it, before it suddenly hits you. The taste is off, and you can't open your mouth. You think briefly back onto a poem you read...Peanut Butter Sandwhich, but unlike the king... you have to eat and drink... you can't do either with a sealed mouth and as a result die from lack of water within the next 2 days.

The Moon