just Metro (parody of Soul Man)

(Sung by Sain about he and topi. Although Topi did wear a dress, and he and sain did hug, the rest never happened and just came to me in the shower.)
Came up to me, in a frilly dress
Good Goddess, gotta get out this mess
But then he told me, he still loved my girl
Oh thank you, he gave metro a whirl
He's just Metro
But still Hetero
He's just Metro
But still Hetero
Then I told him our story
gave him a hug, and said "ah, gee"
A girl had seen us, in that embrace
and asked us, with a real weird face
Are you hetero?
Are you hetero?
I answered!
Yeah we're hetero.
We're just Metro.
I was hetero, had a girlfriend
couldn't say it though, not near my friend
I was under pressure, get that a lot
I just kissed that girl, and without a thought
I'm still hetero
Showed I'm hetero.
crap I messed up...
I'm not hetero O_O
I said sorry, said I was pan
but he's still hetero, and he doesn't want a boyfriend
heh, hah, hee, ha!
he's real hetero
he's just metro
I'm not hetero
but he's still though
he's real hetero
he's real hetero
he's just metro