Funny Pics

The Bean Rua is not cool enough to have a Korpiklaani song as a theme song. Also, 90% of their drinks are for sissies. I don't even think they sell vodka. Delicious wodka. I need some right nao. BRB.

Maybe having this song'll make them better.

Yeah, you have to go sit in the snow to get a REAL drink - Vales Fire but why oh why is Rua the only place to get ice even though the land of the giants is a frozen wasteland?
Devact I want to hit you with a cluebyfour

Cap makes a good point. Vales Fire is win.

Edited.

Guard: 'ey, ist tat an elf? -points randomly to into the distance at a elf, who immediately hides-
Other Guard: Dat lil blighter? Gimme a sec! *yanks out tree and throws it where the elf was* [ Ya gotta hate {love} those area affect attacks]

Third Guard: 10 POINTS! *Has a drink*

Elf 2:NOOO!!! Not Johnny!!!
Elf 3:*Silently winces as elf 2 is hit dead on for blowing his cover by speaking*
Giant 2: 50 Poinsh!! *hic*

-looks at post suspiciously- Am I imagining things or did cap delete my post and edit it? I could've sworn I posted something like that, and I know that first line is what I typed...

Must be my imagination.... -goes to drink more vodka-

*checks logs*
No, I remember Cru posting too. What happened to that?

Cap must've hit a wrong button again.

Cap hitting the wrong button? Never. And it had nothing to do with the glass of coke and rum that was sitting at his workstation ....
.................................
Yarr! Cap can'na 'andle da grog as ee yoos'tah.....

Well... since there hasn't been a picture in a while...



Poor gollum....

That's my favorite part of being a GM. XD

Did you just click on this right when I posted? That was fast.....

Well...

That series is why you don't write it word for word and expect the players to do what you want.

It's also why you give them a LOT of lee-way when it comes to puzzles, because they'll just end up thinking of something much more complicated then what you planned.

Thus ends another game session with ... Knights of the Dinner Table ....

Those iron bottomed delvers who brought you such gems as Hackmaster, Warhamster and Munchkin......

You roll 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 1, 5, 5, 5, 1, 5, 5, 1 ... so that's zero successes on 15d8 and three failures, so even if you did weight your dice you fail Oho, a botch! So do you want to roll the Dice of Fail or shall I?

Seriously. WTF?

-laughs inside-

I found this crazy vid a while ago. Emulator based Mario game, where you can "slow down" the game...

...that...IS INSANE! D:

THIS IS MADNESS!

Edit: Sorry bout that, just wanted to say it... couldn't resist ^^

This isn't sparta. So don't even think of doing it.

No... This is Patrick.

*ducks*